That's cute and it reminds me of a friend's birthday when her family put her picture in the newspaper had this written with it:
NOT FOR SALE
Classic 1954 Model, one of a
kind, high mileage, some rust,
original parts, one owner.
Warranty has expired. Still
reliable & in fair working condition.
Headlights drooping, backfires
occasionally, seat sagging some.
No offer good enough.
I thought that it was really cute and very original.