if you think the cat lady is something, you should check this guy out... the "lizard man":
www.thelizardman.com
he's had his tongue bifurcated, his entire body tattooed, earlobes and septum pierced and stretched, including piercings in places where the sun don't shine, teflon horns implanted under the skin on his forehead, and his teeth filed.
totally bizzare.
meanwhile, there's a big party around here where they have live body painted people participate in a "human petting zoo". pretty neat stuff.