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RLC12345678 · 09-11-2006, 07:07 PM

Nagging Wife

A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

09-11-2006, 07:07 PM	#1
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	Nagging Wife Nagging Wife A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48