[rivermom]

I will try to make a very long story short.....I met a new girlfriend. We both took our kids to story / play time at the mall. My son who at the time was 4 says "Mom, I've gotta go potty". At that moment he took hold of his shorts he was wearing, shook them, and poop balls fell out and rolled across the mall floor.

I could have died with all the Mother's (especially my new girl friend) stared at me to see how I was going to handle the situation.