When my son was about 2 - 3 years old, he asked he's Dad, why he's private parts are bigger then he's

My husband gave me the "U answer this 1 " look, i continue'd to tell him that Daddy has Wallnuts and you have Peanuts, i don't know what got into me for saying something so stupid
Next thing i know, we visiting with family and friends, having a BBQ and a swim party, i think my son saw he's Dad in he's swimming trunks and remembered the "nut" story, loudly he says, MY DAD HAD WALLNUTS, and i have peanuts
I was SO embarrassed i felt myself turning all colors LOL
Needless to say, everybody was laughing histerically

They all still remember that story LOL