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Originally Posted by Dobie
I did a reading a my cousin's wedding a few months ago. I went to the restroom when we arrived at the church then went to sit down with my husband.
When it was my turn to speak, I walked up the aisle to the microphone and heard some giggles - also heard giggles when I walked back to my seat. That's when my husband told me that my skirt and slip were tucked into the back of my nylons and I was flashing my bum to the world. 
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OMGosh!! I would have absolutely died of embarassment!!!! My husband would have been in BIG trouble too!!!
I can't think of any embarassing moments on myself but I have a friend, Karen, that's ditzy!! She lost a huge set of keys at church one time and had everyone looking for them. I'm not just talking about a couple of keys but quite a few!! I think that they had two vehicles at church that morning so they finally gave up and went home. We saw them a short time later and she had found her keys. They were in her underwear and she didn't know it!! She must have gone to the bathroom in between Sunday School and church. She had even sung a special that morning plus she would have sat on them all through church!!! I laughed so hard!!! Every once in a while it still comes up and she just shakes her finger at me!!!
This same friend took a salad to a school supper. I wasn't there but some other friends of ours sat across from her and her husband. It was noted by one of them that one of the salads that they had gotten had sunflower seeds........still in the shells in it. Karen never said a word that it was hers but they figured it out!!
Karen made the comment one time that it was funny how the night sky never changes even though the stars are always falling!!! (falling stars) I was rolling on that one!!