I'm allergic to the sun. Have been for many years. Every year I tell myself I'm going to be careful this year... not going to end up getting all broke out and funny looking. And every year I push it too far and end up broke out and funny looking.

I spent most of Sunday outside; tried to keep my back to the sun and still tonight I have a blister forming right on my over sized nose. I look like an idiot and will most likely have this lovely thing yet when I meet you all in Chicago.
Well no need for me to carry a red rose! Just look for the troll with the blisters on her nose!