Marilyn that is so funny.
My husband would buy 15 pairs of shoes at the flea market. HOPE I am not repeating myself.
We were in MN at that time and you couldn't tell the right shoe from the left shoe, he was wearing them in spring, snow, etc. I got sick of him stacking those shoes on the stairs so I started throwing some out. One morning, he is getting ready to go and he yells, "Donna, have you been messing with my shoes?" I can't tell a lie, so I told him that I had gotton rid of some of the shoes. He yelled, "Why would you throw out only the left shoes?"