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judy · 06-25-2008, 12:19 PM

Love this!

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful maiden.
Along came a dashing young Knight and he asked her to marry him

The beautiful maiden said "NO!

And the beautiful maiden lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled, had many lovers, didn't save money and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin lacy underwear that went up her bum, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, and looked fabulous all the time.

The End

06-25-2008, 12:19 PM	#1
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	The Happiest Fairy Tale Ever Love this! Once upon a time there lived a beautiful maiden. Along came a dashing young Knight and he asked her to marry him The beautiful maiden said "NO! And the beautiful maiden lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled, had many lovers, didn't save money and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin lacy underwear that went up her bum, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, and looked fabulous all the time. The End __________________ *Judy* Last edited by judy; 06-25-2008 at 12:22 PM.