In light of the Brazilian, I had to post this joke.
P.S. - The is all fun 'n games and no offence to President Bush, as I am a big supporter. I just thought this was funny.
Donald Rumsfeld, reporting to the President and his Cabinet, says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
The President says, "Oh, my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually, he shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports. Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a Brazilian??"