[Janet]

Here are a few more:

If you think you have no faults, that makes one more.

A good place to find a helping hand is at the end of your arm.

Think twice before you speak, especially if you intend to say what you think.

A good wife never makes her husband do dishes alone.

The Lord gave you two ends
One for sitting and one for thinking
Your success depends on which you use---
Heads you win.............tails you lose.

One of the greatest mysteries of life is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.