[Janet]

These are books never written:


"In the Penalty Box" by Miss Conduct

"Geology for Dummies" by Roxanne Stoanes

"How to Solve Crimes" by Mr. E.

"The Love of Democracy" by Dick Tater, Illustrated by Ima King

"How to Start a Museum" by Art T. Fact

"I'm Not Afraid of Anything" by Hugo Furst

"The Tin Man" by Anita Hart

"What Is In Your Food?" by Cal O'Ries

"Don't Fence Me In" by Barb Wyre

"Do-It-Yourself Marriage Counseling" by Marian Haste

"I Know Nothing About Space" by Jim N. Eye

"Recordkeeping for Dummies" by R. Kive

"Old Machinery" by Ann Teak

"Great Halloween Games" by Bob Frapples