I have to share it!!! I started laughing as soon as I started reading it. It's from my son but my DIL picked it out!!!
Mom--
as I was running
through the house with scissors,
wearing a pair of dirty underwear,
I realized I needed to get you
a Mother's Day card.
(My auctual words were"D**n,
I need to pick up a fr****n'
card for Mom!)
So, with messy hair
and unbrushed teeth,
I hitched a ride to the store
with a nice stranger
who gave me some candy.
And without the sales clerk
(who I think you know from church)
noticing, I stole this card for you!
Inside--
Well, anyway, I gotta go...
My no-good friends
are jumping off a bridge,
and, of course,
I have to do it, too!
Are you laughing? because by the time I got to the end I was rolling!!!! My son would have definitely picked out this card with or without his wife's help!!! Too cute!!