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Important stuff
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). ( I
love this one…)
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you
walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix
it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or
married man there is some woman tired of his bulls***!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the
hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a
daughter who thinks she's wrong.
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