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Old 07-15-2008, 04:14 PM   #1
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Vivian and Edith

Two 90-year-old women, Vivian and Edith, had been friends all of their
lives. When it was clear that Edith was dying, Vivian visited her every day.


One day Vivian said, 'Edith, we both loved playing women's softball all our
lives, and we played it all through high school. Please do me one favor . .
. .when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's
softball there.'

Edith looked up at Vivian from her death bed, 'Vivian, you've been my best
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.'


Shortly after that, Edith passed on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Vivian was awakened from a sound sleep
by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Vivian,
Vivian.'

'Who is it?' asked Vivian, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'

'Vivian -- it's me, Edith.'

'You're not Edith. Edith died.'

'I'm telling you, Vivian, it's me,' insisted the voice.

'Edith! Where are you?'

'In Heaven,' replied Edith. 'I have some really good news and a little bad
news.'

'Tell me the good news first,' said Vivian.

'The good news,' Edith said, 'is that there IS softball in Heaven. Better
yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Even better,
we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never
rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and
we never get tired.'

'That's fantastic,' said Vivian. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news?'

'You're pitching Tuesday.'
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:29 PM   #2
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That not only made my mouth smile, it made my heart smile too. That was great Tink!!!
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:11 PM   #3
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OMG Tink, that is too funny, I loved it.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:59 AM   #4
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That's another good one Tink, very cute... made me smile today
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:33 AM   #5
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That's a good one, Tink!!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:27 AM   #6
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Another good one Tink..
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