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07-24-2008, 06:38 AM
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state fair lessons
*My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls. * *We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ** * *'** THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR**'* **** *My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'** **We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,* *''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'* ** *My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'* *** We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,* *'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'* ** *My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..* *You could REALLY learn something from this one.'** I looked at her and said, * *'**Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'*
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07-24-2008, 08:18 AM
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Awww, that wasn't nice! but funny
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07-24-2008, 11:53 AM
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Ouch!!!!! She might have poked him in the ribs but he got her where it hurt!!!!
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07-24-2008, 01:51 PM
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Now that wasn't nice at all...sounds like she needed a ball bat...lol
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07-24-2008, 04:41 PM
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He'd be in a lot of trouble if he said that to me!
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