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Old 11-30-2006, 06:46 AM   #1
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Talking Philosophy Of Housecleaning

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
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I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt; then I'll feel terrible (plus
they may sue me.)
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I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with
everything I say.
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I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature to have a home of their own.
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I don't Spring Clean because ...

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
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I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..

I don't want to get in God's way; HE is an excellent designer!
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I don't put things away because ...

My husband will never be able to find them again.
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I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me
over for dinner.
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I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
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I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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REMEMBER . . . .

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer!
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Old 11-30-2006, 07:08 AM   #2
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Thanks, I was needing some good excuses!!! A little saying that I've used a lot is "You may write in the dust, just don't date it!!" LOL!!!
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Old 11-30-2006, 09:14 AM   #3
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I have always lived and will probably die by this philosophy..LOL

I love it
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:04 PM   #4
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I had missed this thread. Love it!! Wish I could live by it. Life would be much less stressful.
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Old 12-08-2006, 08:07 PM   #5
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Love it. So true, .
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Thanks, I was needing some good excuses!!! A little saying that I've used a lot is "You may write in the dust, just don't date it!!" LOL!!!

Love that one!!! Wish I could find that on a sign somewhere!
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