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12-10-2006, 01:15 PM
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here????
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12-10-2006, 01:21 PM
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Good post! I have one to add because I live in the South.
"Hot enough for 'ya?" Duh - you can cook eggs on the sidewalk dummy! |
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12-10-2006, 01:22 PM
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LOL....Good one!!!! 
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12-10-2006, 03:31 PM
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12-10-2006, 03:44 PM
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Again, you have me laughing!!! I'm guilty of some of those!!!
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12-10-2006, 04:48 PM
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How about people who ask "Can I ask you a dumb question?" I usually respond with: "Sure, I have some dumb answers... wouldn't it be something if they match?"
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12-10-2006, 04:55 PM
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12-11-2006, 12:24 AM
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ha ha that's funny
I never realized about that asking the question though! I'm always like overly polite and nervous when asking people things, so I have lots of nifty ways to ask a question before asking a question! (you could always say "would you mind telling me where you get your hair done?" and just say "yes i would mind terribly" ha ha ha)
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12-11-2006, 05:59 PM
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hahahahahaha rotflmao good ones
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