Ole And Lena Have A Baby

[Tink]

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.
Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says,
"I tink its time!"

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and
took her to the hospital to have their first baby..
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over
at Ole and said, "A son! Ain't dat great!"

Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor den held up a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!"
She's a pretty little ting, too.

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then
the doctor said, "Holey Moley Ole, we
still ain't done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and
said, "Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!"


Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A
couple days later, Ole brought Lena and
the their three children home in the
self-propelled combine.

He was real serious and he asked Lena,
"How come we got tree on the first try?"

Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran
out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage
and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a damn
good ting I didn't get the WD-40!"

[rivermom]

Lol - :d

[DianaB]

HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!
Good one!!!!