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03-30-2007, 09:30 PM
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Ten Things To Ponder For 2007
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
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03-31-2007, 12:02 AM
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ROFLMAO! Thats hilarious
 
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03-31-2007, 02:51 AM
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Now this one I've seen, but enjoy it every time!!!! LMAO!!!!
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03-31-2007, 06:22 AM
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I LOVE this! I seriously think I'm gonna print this list out and tape it to my wall in my office.
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03-31-2007, 07:47 AM
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Those are cute. I've never seen them before. I expecially liked #1 and #2!!! Thanks Tink!
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03-31-2007, 11:40 AM
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LOL! I'd never seen it before. Thanks Tink.
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