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Old 05-31-2007, 08:21 PM   #1
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Is this One True?

I found another funny one. It had me laughing!!!

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this
Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts."

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures
have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for
your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE: (Unfortunately, most of this part is the
Truth.!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car
window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and
hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to
its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written
on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt
in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:03 AM   #2
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LMAO!! Good one
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Old 06-01-2007, 01:19 PM   #3
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I do have to open the door to reach the ATM!
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Old 06-04-2007, 06:41 PM   #4
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LOL! My husband got a kick out of this one! I can't claim that I've done any of these because I've never used a drive-thru ATM. We love the people who work at our bank so we always just park and go in to see them. They love Marty too so we take him as often as possible.

Anyway, that was hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing!
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Old 06-05-2007, 08:40 AM   #5
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I haven't had trouble getting up to an ATM machine but you should see me parallel park!! Go forward, go backward, and repeat as needed. I hate parallel parking!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:06 AM   #6
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This cracked me up! And I showed my husband and he thought it was great too. Thanks for sharing!!!
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