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Old 10-22-2007, 02:16 AM   #1
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A Woman's Poem

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He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard,

Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the beans out of him...

Like his MOTHER used to do.
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Old 10-22-2007, 04:30 AM   #2
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:53 AM   #3
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Old 10-22-2007, 06:18 AM   #4
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LOL! That's a good one.
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Old 10-22-2007, 09:05 AM   #5
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I loved it!!!!! When we were first married my husband said to me "Why don't you find out how my Mom makes this." He learned not to EVER say that to me again.
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Old 10-22-2007, 09:26 AM   #6
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My father's kid cousin Eddy was a real mama's boy. He got married and the first morning home, he showed back up at his parents' house. His mother asked him what was going on. He shouldn't be there, he should be at home with his new bride.

He told her that she didn't brown the edges of his eggs like he was used to from his mother, and so he came home. She told him to get up, put his coat on, go home and tell her he was sorry - and never to come home again over such nonsense!
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