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04-16-2008, 04:46 PM
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Cake or Bed?
Cake Or Bed
A Husband Is At Home Watching A Football Game When His Wife Interrupts, Honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway? It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now. He Looks At Her And Says Angrily, Fix The Lights Now? Does It Look Like I Have Ge Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So. Fine, Then The Wife Asks, Well Then, Could You Fix The Fridge Door? It Won't Close Right To Which He Replied, Fix The Fridge Door? Does It Look Like I Have Westinghouse Written On My Forehe Ad? I Don't Think So Fine, She Says Then You Could At Least Fix The Steps To The Front Door? They Are About To Break I'm Not A Carpenter And I Don't Want To Fix Steps. He Says, Does It Look Like I Have Ace Hardware Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So I've Had Enough Of You. I'm Going To The Bar!!!! So He Goes To The Bar And Drinks For A Couple Of Hours.................................. He Starts To Feel Guilty About How He Treated His Wife, And Decides To Go Home As He Walks Into The House He Notices Th At T He Steps Are Already Fixed. As He Enters The House, He Sees The Hall Light Is Working. As He Goes To Get A Beer, He Notices The Fridge Door Is Fixed. Honey, He Asks, How'd All This Get Fixed? She Said, Well, When You Left I Sat Outside And Cried. J Ust Then A Nice Young Man Asked Me What Was Wrong, And I Told Him. He Offered To Do All The Repairs, And All I Had To Do Was Either Go To Bed With Him Or Bake A Cake. He Said, So What Kind Of Cake Did You Bake? She Replied, Hellooooo.. Do You See Betty Crocker Written On My Forehead? I Don't Think So! 
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deb.  I was very good at Kickball. My specialty, the high kick where your leg goes up,and your shoe goes on top of the school! 
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04-16-2008, 04:54 PM
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Deb good one lol I read this one before Luv it!
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04-16-2008, 05:00 PM
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 Sounds like me and Pete, just kidding he was Very handy around the house. But he would've gotten a chuckle out of this one.
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04-16-2008, 05:09 PM
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Good one Deb...I love jokes when the men are stupid.....LOL...so life like!!!!
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04-16-2008, 05:28 PM
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deb. I was very good at Kickball. My specialty, the high kick where your leg goes up,and your shoe goes on top of the school!
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04-17-2008, 08:57 AM
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oh does that sound like my house. good one...
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04-17-2008, 10:12 AM
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That was a really good one! I'm just glad that it's a joke.
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