Indiana & Jeff Foxworthy

[Janet]

Since I'm from Indiana..I thought these were right on the money..LOL

Jeff Foxworthy on Indiana

If someone in a store offers you assistance & they
don't work there,
you might live in Indiana

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around
the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Indiana .


If your town has an equal number of bars and
churches, you might live
in Indiana.


If you have had a lengthy telephone
conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you might live
in Indiana .

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE
HOOSIER WHEN:

1. Vacation means going north or
south on I 65 for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more
than once.

4. You often switch from heat to AC
in the same day and back again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social
events including
weddings.

7. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave
both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how
to use them.

9. You design your kids Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled
with snow.

11. You know all 5 seasons: almost
winter, winter, still winter, road
construction, & It's Hot.

12. Your idea of creative landscaping
is a statue of a deer next to your blue
spruce.

13. Down south means Kentucky to you.

14. A brat is something you eat.

15. Your neighbor throws a party to
celebrate his new pole barn.

16. You go out to a tailgate party
every Friday.

17. You have more miles on your
snow blower than your car.

18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."

19. You actually understand
these jokes and you forward them
to all your Indiana friends. What's not to
understand?)

[Kimberley]

HAHA! Those are funny!

[rivermom]

Those are hilarious.

[Marilyn]

These are great!! Sound's like Indiana is a wonderful place with wonderful people. That is except the part about cold and snow. A little would be okay, but sounds like you get a lot.

[Janet]

Originally Posted by Marilyn

These are great!! Sound's like Indiana is a wonderful place with wonderful people. That is except the part about cold and snow. A little would be okay, but sounds like you get a lot.

Just depends really on the snow. Sometimes we get a lot and with the wind the drifts are huge, but other winters are pretty mild with just a few inches now and then. Just for the record.....I hate snow...period!!

[Tink]

Indiana sounds a lot like Wisconsin. LOL So much of that sounded very familiar to me.