25 ways you know your a grown up

[Dobie]

25 ways to tell you're grown up
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1. your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them

2. having sex in a twin bed is out of the question

3. you keep more food than beer in the fridge

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed

5. you hear your favorite song in an elevator

6. you watch the weather channel

7. your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"

8. you go from 130 days of vacation time to 14

9. jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up"

10. you're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the sterio

11. older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you

12. you don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

13. your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up

14. you feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers

15. sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt

16. you take naps

17. dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one

18. eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severly upset, rather than settle, your stomach

19. you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests

20. a $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s***"

21. you actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again"

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work

24. Going out with friends doesn't mean going to get stupid drunk

25. when you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "oh s***, what the hell happened?"

Bonus:

26. you read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

[Janet]

Ya know.....when you see it in black and lavendar...being a grown up isn't what it's cut out to be...LOL

[Tink]

ROFL good one

[DianaB]

I guess that I'm a grown-up.................guilty as charged..................Man, I just hate it that pretty much most of those pertain to me and how I feel.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........Now, I feel old!!!!!!!!!!!!!