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10-03-2006, 06:07 AM
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Jokes for Your Kids!
When my son was little we use to love telling each other jokes. Sometimes we even made them up, just to be funny. Maybe you can share some of these with your little ones:
Q. Why is a dragon afraid of the dark? A. Because that's when the KNIGHT comes. Q. What kind of dog did Columbus have? A. A Newfoundland. Q. What do you call the skeleton in the closet? A. Last year's hide-and-seek winner? Q. What did the firaffe get after swallowing an aircraft? A. A plane in the neck. Q. Whata kind of license does 007's pharmacist have? A. License to pill. Q. Why was the shoe stopped by the hall monitor? A. It was being KNOTTY. Q. Why did the beekeeper itch all over? A. He had hives. Q. What kind of house weighs the least? A. A lighthouse. Q. Why are vampires so easy to fool? A. Because they're suckers. Q. What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? A. POP quizzes. Q. Why do skeletons play the piano in church? A. Because they don't have any organs. Q. What crime did the celery get arrested for? A. Stalking! Q. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A. A pork chop.
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10-03-2006, 07:26 AM
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HAHA! those are cute!
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10-03-2006, 11:30 AM
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LMAO! Those are cute hahaha
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10-03-2006, 11:40 AM
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Those are so corny and cheesy that they are funny!!! LOVE them! I love silly jokes like this. I love telling them to my friends for some reason.
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10-03-2006, 01:30 PM
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They are just good clean jokes that kids can tell. Cheesy is right, but when you hear a child tell them, they are so funny!!!
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