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Old 08-16-2009, 07:07 AM   #1
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Hallmark Cards

Hallmark Cards
You May Not Find....

Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What was I thinking?"

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Congratulations

on your wedding day!

Too bad no one

likes your husband.
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How could two people

as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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Happy Birthday,

Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

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Happy birthday!

You look great for your age....

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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Congratulations

on your new bundle of joy!

Did you ever find out

who the father was?

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PS No offense meant to any real Tennessee, Kentucky or West Virginia residents!!!
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Old 08-16-2009, 12:35 PM   #2
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Ha! Ha! I've wanted to send one of those cards a time or two!!! LOL!!!

THX Judy!
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Old 08-16-2009, 12:58 PM   #3
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Judy...those were great!!!
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Old 08-16-2009, 05:54 PM   #4
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Good ones!!!! LOL
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:17 AM   #5
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Rofl!!!!!!
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