Internet dating psycho!

judy · 10-23-2008, 02:19 PM

I can't even begin to tell you how creepy I think this guy is!

Marry me..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OK.. A few more words, Eve..

You are INCREDIBLE.. WOW!!

Are you seeking a fun loving, romantic, intelligent, commitment minded guy who takes pride in his appearance and is financially and emotionally stable.. And.. Who lives in LONG BEACH, LI, on The Ocean half of the time.. AND.. On a Ranch in Jewett, (On 23c.. Exactly one half mile West of the intersection of 23c and Rt.296) as well.. Yes!!

So shoot me for being the eternal optimist and a most sincere romantic.. But I sincerely feel we have a great deal in common and I know we could have great possibilities per your lifestyle, interests, aspirations, etc., etc..

If I hear from you, if you wish, I'll write to you, more at length, immediately about, "Joseph's world," and, in turn, perhaps learn more of, "Your World," as well.. OK?

Hey.. Walk on the wild side, Eve.. And Please consider this.. Just PHONE ME.. And let's make a plan to meet..
I'll be Upstate again by Thursday (Tomorrow!) night.. Hint, Hint..

You seem to be.. So FIT.. So ACTIVE.. So ALIVE.. And.. So Gorgeous to boot.. YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.. And what GREAT shape you're in.. Really

!!

You are a REAL catch..

I sincerely hope to hear from you, Eve..

(OK.. So I'm a dreamer as well.. But then, "Dreams are The Flowers that grow in Your Heart!")

Warmest regards,
Joseph

(leaving all his phone numbers, addresses, etc.)

DianaB · 10-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Is this a letter that you got from one of your "Matches"? I don't get the feeling that he's looking for a match.........just a one-night stand (hint, hint). Press the delete button!!!!

Gina · 10-23-2008, 02:58 PM

Yeah ! I am discombulated lol who is Eve? lol I agree with Diana...

judy · 10-23-2008, 03:20 PM

I'm Eve on that site. It's not a good idea to give your own name.

In "Joseph's World" there's a possible one night stand - oh it's supposed to be tonight! Darn! In "My World" it was not happening.

celstu1 · 10-23-2008, 03:40 PM

Oh you are cracking me up! I do hope there are some half way decent one between all these lunatics, but in the meantime keep posting these funny ones! I do wish you THE BEST in finding someone who makes you happy and who you have sparks with also!

As my local radio DJ says all the time "There's a lid for every pot!"

Mandy · 10-24-2008, 05:17 AM

LMAO!!! OmG What a nutcase!!!!! Run Run fast hahahahahaha ..... ewwwwww

Send Joseph a can of red pepper to solve hes itch problem!!!

Gina · 10-24-2008, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gina

Yeah ! I am discombulated lol who is Eve? lol I agree with Diana...

DUH me!!! lol what do I know .. your right... discretion is always the way to go!!!

Janet · 10-24-2008, 10:28 AM

Judy I'm so glad you're sharing this experience with us, I love it. This guy sounds like a hoot. Too bad you couldn't make yourself fat and ugly for one night....what a surprise for him...LOLOL. Of course, he sounds so full of himself he probably wouldn't notice as long as he got 'dessert.'

Dobie · 10-24-2008, 03:51 PM

Oh my - he seems to think that he is quite a catch.

10-23-2008, 02:19 PM	#1
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Internet dating psycho! I can't even begin to tell you how creepy I think this guy is! Marry me.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OK.. A few more words, Eve.. You are INCREDIBLE.. WOW!! Are you seeking a fun loving, romantic, intelligent, commitment minded guy who takes pride in his appearance and is financially and emotionally stable.. And.. Who lives in LONG BEACH, LI, on The Ocean half of the time.. AND.. On a Ranch in Jewett, (On 23c.. Exactly one half mile West of the intersection of 23c and Rt.296) as well.. Yes!! So shoot me for being the eternal optimist and a most sincere romantic.. But I sincerely feel we have a great deal in common and I know we could have great possibilities per your lifestyle, interests, aspirations, etc., etc.. If I hear from you, if you wish, I'll write to you, more at length, immediately about, "Joseph's world," and, in turn, perhaps learn more of, "Your World," as well.. OK? Hey.. Walk on the wild side, Eve.. And Please consider this.. Just PHONE ME.. And let's make a plan to meet.. I'll be Upstate again by Thursday (Tomorrow!) night.. Hint, Hint.. You seem to be.. So FIT.. So ACTIVE.. So ALIVE.. And.. So Gorgeous to boot.. YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.. And what GREAT shape you're in.. Really !! You are a REAL catch.. I sincerely hope to hear from you, Eve.. (OK.. So I'm a dreamer as well.. But then, "Dreams are The Flowers that grow in Your Heart!") Warmest regards, Joseph (leaving all his phone numbers, addresses, etc.) __________________ *Judy*

10-23-2008, 02:30 PM	#2
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Is this a letter that you got from one of your "Matches"? I don't get the feeling that he's looking for a match.........just a one-night stand (hint, hint). Press the delete button!!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

10-23-2008, 03:20 PM	#4
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	I'm Eve on that site. It's not a good idea to give your own name. In "Joseph's World" there's a possible one night stand - oh it's supposed to be tonight! Darn! In "My World" it was not happening. __________________ *Judy*

10-24-2008, 05:17 AM	#6
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LMAO!!! OmG What a nutcase!!!!! Run Run fast hahahahahaha ..... ewwwwww Send Joseph a can of red pepper to solve hes itch problem!!! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-24-2008, 10:28 AM	#8
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Judy I'm so glad you're sharing this experience with us, I love it. This guy sounds like a hoot. Too bad you couldn't make yourself fat and ugly for one night....what a surprise for him...LOLOL. Of course, he sounds so full of himself he probably wouldn't notice as long as he got 'dessert.' __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

10-23-2008, 02:58 PM	#3
Gina Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,025	Yeah ! I am discombulated lol who is Eve? lol I agree with Diana...

10-23-2008, 03:40 PM	#5
celstu1 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 92	Oh you are cracking me up! I do hope there are some half way decent one between all these lunatics, but in the meantime keep posting these funny ones! I do wish you THE BEST in finding someone who makes you happy and who you have sparks with also! As my local radio DJ says all the time "There's a lid for every pot!"

10-24-2008, 03:51 PM	#9
Dobie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,075	Oh my - he seems to think that he is quite a catch.

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