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12-10-2006, 01:26 PM
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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12-10-2006, 02:55 PM
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Oh Rebecca!!!! LMAO....and you said I cracked you up!!!! This was so funny...!!
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12-10-2006, 03:15 PM
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This is sooooo funny!!!! I started laughing as soon as I read the first one!!! Thanks for bringing laughter into my day!!
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12-10-2006, 03:22 PM
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Wow, I love the OB-GYN one, that's just too funny
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12-10-2006, 03:29 PM
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Rebecca .. that was funny and so true.. I enjoyed the one about the 60's and how people took acid... and now the prozac to make the world normal....lol
thumbs up.. a good one...lol |
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12-10-2006, 04:11 PM
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That was my favorite one, too!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that a funny coincidence?! lol
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