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03-24-2007, 04:28 AM
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Words Women Use
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP yours. 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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03-24-2007, 05:56 AM
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LoL! If men only knew...
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03-24-2007, 07:24 AM
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I use all of those words and that's exactly what they mean!!! I should probably print them out for my husband. After 32 years I still don't think that he has a clue about women!
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03-24-2007, 08:11 AM
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ROFL I bet it's universal among our gender.
What does it say about men that they haven't figured it out yet? 
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03-24-2007, 08:25 AM
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lol so true. My favorite is when hubby asked "what's wrong?" I say "nothing". He keeps pushing not realizing he's only making it worse. I know he just wants to "help" but sometimes we need to think about things before talking. poor men just don't get this idea.
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