Water vs Wine

[rivermom]

Water vs Wine

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

[DianaB]

Hmmm....................

[Mandy]

Originally Posted by rivermom

Water vs Wine

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

ROFLMAO! So glad i'm doing the right thing cheers!

[Janet]

Oh Sheryl thank you so much for laying that out on the table for us....OR is that you laid out on the table....LOLOL

Never been a wine drinker (beer drinker, yes) but you're making it sound better and better all the time.

[rivermom]

Originally Posted by Janet

Oh Sheryl thank you so much for laying that out on the table for us....OR is that you laid out on the table....LOLOL

Never been a wine drinker (beer drinker, yes) but you're making it sound better and better all the time.

LOL Janet - You are quite a character you know that? hahahahaha

I had beer yesterday while riding Bay. Travels much better in the saddle bag then wine. Besides, Bay LOVES beer! Oh my goodness he loves beer!!

[Mandy]

Originally Posted by rivermom

LOL Janet - You are quite a character you know that? hahahahaha

I had beer yesterday while riding Bay. Travels much better in the saddle bag then wine. Besides, Bay LOVES beer! Oh my goodness he loves beer!!

LMAO! You teaching Bay to be a drinker? hahaha he can join our parties when i come over

[rivermom]

Originally Posted by Mandy

LMAO! You teaching Bay to be a drinker? hahaha he can join our parties when i come over

I think the guy who owned him before me introduced beer to Bay, LOL. I had a beer on the trailer wheel-well one day, I looked over and Bay had knocked it over and drinking it. He's been given beer ever since! All those hops, barley, etc...all his favorites!! Besides, friends don't let friends drink alone. (or something like that )

Bay's ready for your visit Mandy.