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judy · 12-21-2007, 12:59 PM

Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to
eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Ar ea And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom .
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I
Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Mandy · 12-21-2007, 01:40 PM

ROFLMAO!! That was hilarious, gotta love #5 hahaha

rivermom · 12-21-2007, 03:53 PM

These are all so hilarious, oh my gosh! #5 is my favorite !!

DianaB · 12-21-2007, 07:26 PM

I liked #6 and #19! If I had more kids left at home I'd try that one on them!!!! Cute, cute!!! Thanks, Judy!!!

AngieDoogles · 12-21-2007, 07:36 PM

LOLOLOL! Those are great. As for #11, I used to work at McDonald's when Bren and I first got married and you wouldn't believe how many people specify their drive thru order as "To Go"!

LOL

DianaB · 12-21-2007, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AngieDoogles

LOLOLOL! Those are great. As for #11, I used to work at McDonald's when Bren and I first got married and you wouldn't believe how many people specify their drive thru order as "To Go"!

LOL

That's funny!! You would think that people would realize that a drive through would definitely be "to go"!!!!!! Oh well, it gives us something to laugh about!!!

12-21-2007, 01:40 PM	#2
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	ROFLMAO!! That was hilarious, gotta love #5 hahaha __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

12-21-2007, 03:53 PM	#3
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	These are all so hilarious, oh my gosh! #5 is my favorite !! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

12-21-2007, 07:26 PM	#4
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I liked #6 and #19! If I had more kids left at home I'd try that one on them!!!! Cute, cute!!! Thanks, Judy!!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

12-21-2007, 12:59 PM	#1
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Fun Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Ar ea And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom . 17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." __________________ *Judy*

12-21-2007, 07:36 PM	#5
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	LOLOLOL! Those are great. As for #11, I used to work at McDonald's when Bren and I first got married and you wouldn't believe how many people specify their drive thru order as "To Go"! LOL __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

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