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02-11-2008, 03:42 PM
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For Judy
WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age...
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02-11-2008, 04:22 PM
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Judy could sooooo do that. I can see her finding the private car of the police officer who wrote the ticket for double parking and pulling something like this!! Or better yet, the judge. LOLOLOL
What do you think, Judy??? Good one, Tink!!
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02-12-2008, 06:20 AM
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Judy....this has your name written all over it...ROFLMBO!!!!! Good one Tink!!!
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02-12-2008, 10:38 AM
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OMGosh!!! That is so funny and, yep, I can see Judy doing it too!!!!!
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02-13-2008, 10:14 AM
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When is Judy coming back???? I miss her!!
Hey JUDY!!!! Where are you?
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02-13-2008, 03:55 PM
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LOL! I could definitely see Judy pulling something like this. She'd be great at it!
 Oh Judy! You're missed! Come out come out where ever you are...
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