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04-01-2008, 10:42 AM
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new pastor
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote: 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'. Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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04-01-2008, 10:44 AM
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LOL!
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04-01-2008, 10:57 AM
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 Tink strikes again!!! 
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04-01-2008, 12:57 PM
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Oh Tink...that is hilarious!!! I can't wait for Diana to see it.
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04-01-2008, 12:59 PM
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT |
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04-02-2008, 09:13 AM
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That was a really cute one, Tink!!!
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04-02-2008, 07:20 AM
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A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.  Kat
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