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Old 04-03-2008, 09:48 AM   #1
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The Good Husband !!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got
home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and
the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack
sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a no te hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite
dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian' He stumbles
to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot
coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Jack asks, 'Son.... What happened last night?' 'Well, you
came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he
asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so
clean? I have a rose, a nd breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??' His son replies, 'Oh THAT!.... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
'Leave me alone, I'm married!!' Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot
Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38Saying the right thing, at the
right time ... 'Priceless!'
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:05 AM   #2
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That was really cute, Haley!! I was surprised at the ending! It was not what I expected!!!
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:09 AM   #3
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Oh how funny! I wasn't expecting the ending to that either. Good one!
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:42 AM   #4
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Gave me goosebumps.
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:19 AM   #5
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Great!!! .. I love it when a story has a twist at the end.
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:22 AM   #6
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That was too cute.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:24 PM   #7
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How cute! That one was great. Thanks for sharing Haley.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:40 PM   #8
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Yes I too was surprised at the ending.. good one
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:35 PM   #9
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