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Old 04-21-2008, 05:37 PM   #1
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Exercise Regimens.

Exercise regimen

The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise
program. Not Wanting to harm this old body,
I've devised the following:

Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire

Friday
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

Saturday
Pick up the pieces.

Sunday
After a week like that, thank God for a day of rest!
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Old 04-21-2008, 05:44 PM   #2
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I thought it would be fun if everyone shared their funny exercise routines.

My morning exercise is getting out of bed, let the dogs out, feed them and brush them.
Next I logon to 4WT, YT and give my fingers all the work out they can handle. If I have any energy after that, I lay down until it goes away.
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:18 PM   #3
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ROFL Kat

I figure pushing 54 and dragging around this extra weight should keep me toned.
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:28 PM   #4
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Lol!!
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Old 04-22-2008, 01:56 AM   #5
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ROFL Kat

I figure pushing 54 and dragging around this extra weight should keep me toned.
Taking care of your dogs should help too!

My exercise right now is just having energy to work 1/2 day and then coming home and as Kat said exercising my fingers with you all.
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:31 AM   #6
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Mine is pretty simple....
1. get up walk to bathroom.
2. walk to computer room and let dogs outside
3. clean up puppy pen (lots of bending and stooping)
4. walk to kitchen and wash hands
5. Poor large cup of coffee
6. Complain that Gidget didn't poop while outside
7. walk back down long hall to bathroom
8. wash face, arms and pits and get dressed
9. walk back down long hall, let puppies out to burn energy
10. chase puppies down to put them back up
11. back down long hall to pee
12. out to bus to go get the 'little darlings'
13. back home and check out YT, 4WT and ?????????
14. usually too tired to do much else, but seem to get it done.

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Old 04-22-2008, 08:31 AM   #7
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Here's how my routine goes:

1. Get out of bed.
2. Let Reuger out of his kennel.
3. Walk to the front door and let Reuger outside.
4. Sometimes I watch tv or I get on the computer.
5. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
6. Get back on computer.
7. Get dressed and make bed and straighten bathroom.
8. Walk to the front door and let Reuger outside.
9. Get cup of coffee.
10. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
11. Start some laundry and start cleaning the kitchen.
12. Walk to front door and let Reuger outside.
13. Work on kitchen some more.
14. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
15. Talk to hubby while he eats lunch. I drank my coffee too late to want lunch at noon.
16. Walk to front door and let Reuger outside.
17. Talk some more with hubby.
18. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
19. Etc., Etc., Etc.

As you can see I get a lot of excersize letting Reuger in and out. If he sees something outside he just goes crazy to get out! He's just got to check everything out. Sometimes I just make him wait for awhile. He definitely keeps me moving!!
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