The Problem with Men!!!!

[DianaB]

My daughter sent me this e-mail and I thought that you might find it funny too. Enjoy!!!

1. Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.
2. That CAN'T be right.
3. Ummmm..at least someone's holding the ladder steady
4. Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

[DianaB]

5. Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?
6. Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.
7. Who needs a truck?
8. I get by with a little help from my friends.

[DianaB]

9. Oh yeah, THAT's safe!
10. HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE
11. Hey, I strapped it down.
12. Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

[DianaB]

13. Maybe we shouldn't have parked it on the side of a hill.
14. No problem, I can see through the holes.
15. It starts at a young age and men just get worse.
16. You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

[DianaB]

17. A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.
18. Ropes are for sissies.
19. Kubota's new tractor mounted scaffolding.
20. Always follow traffic signs.

[DianaB]

21. All I wanna know is, HOW?
22. Now I wanna know why?
23. In a hurry?
24. I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!