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04-22-2009, 05:39 AM
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The economy is so bad that....
The economy is so bad that...
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 4. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM. 5. President Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup. 6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. 8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. 9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. 10. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish the food on your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?" 11. Motel Six won’t leave the light on. 12. The Mafia is laying off judges. 13. The bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds". You have to call the bank and ask if they meant you or them.
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04-22-2009, 07:16 AM
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Those are cute!!! Hopefully we're not that bad.......yet! I'm going to forward this one!!
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04-22-2009, 07:35 AM
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Those were cute Judy. I'm glad it's not that bad yet....but who knows????
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04-24-2009, 03:04 PM
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Sometimes you just have to laugh at situations otherwise you'd just be stressed all the time. Thanks for the laugh.
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