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10-06-2006, 05:53 AM
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Toilet Pain....LOL This is halirious
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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10-06-2006, 06:21 AM
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LOL! Drunks...ya gotta love em!
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10-06-2006, 07:12 AM
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ohhhhh oww. haha thats hilarious
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10-06-2006, 08:37 AM
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So funny.....I remember my dad telling a story about my mom with they were first married. Mom wasn't a drinker and I guess one night she tied one on. Well she needed to go potty and found an old bucket to go in. It ended up being a coal bucket and dad would say when mom got done she had a black circle on her butt. He loved telling that story!!
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10-06-2006, 08:57 AM
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LOL, that's great!
Janet, That sounds like something I would do! 
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10-06-2006, 10:59 AM
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hehehehe!!! dumb ass!!!!
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10-06-2006, 11:06 AM
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LOL ... that's hilarious!
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10-06-2006, 07:40 PM
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ewwwy! That's funny!
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