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06-11-2009, 05:07 PM
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). ( I love this one…) 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bulls***! 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
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06-11-2009, 05:55 PM
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Cute, cute, Judy!! I think that #5 is my favorite too!!!
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06-12-2009, 05:09 AM
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Those were all good Judy....my favorites were #5 and #12.
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06-12-2009, 08:43 AM
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Hahaha I loved #7
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06-12-2009, 10:52 AM
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They are all excellent.. my favorites were #4 @ 15 ..lol
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06-12-2009, 11:32 AM
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Mine are #s 1 and 8.
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