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Old 11-05-2009, 05:34 AM   #1
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Depressed about the economy?

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the federal deficit, Iraq, Afghanistan, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt......I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:36 AM   #2
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Oh Judy.....you're so bad!!!! LOLOLOL
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:39 AM   #3
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You had me for awhile on that one!!! Very funny!! I'm going to have to tell this one to Glen!!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:02 PM   #4
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Gonna send that to some friends...it's BAD!!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:54 PM   #5
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You got me Judy!!
I was starting to worry you bad girl!!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:02 PM   #6
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I laughed out loud when I read the ending
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