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11-15-2009, 05:18 AM
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Donating 4WT Yakker
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Living Will
This may be the best Living Will I've Seen I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine Chocolate Margarita Martini Cold Beer Chocolate Chicken fried steak Cream gravy Sex Mexican food Chocolate French fries Chocolate Pizza Sex Ice cream Cup of tea Chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
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11-15-2009, 05:36 AM
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You have all my favorites there...so I'll just print this out and get it to the lawyer....so much easier than what I was planning to do....thanks Judy.
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11-15-2009, 12:44 PM
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Too cute Judy!
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11-15-2009, 01:49 PM
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I like it!!! I should copy this and take it to my lawyer too!! The kid's would probably tape my mouth shut so I couldn't speak and go ahead and get rid of me!! LOL
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