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09-07-2006, 06:28 PM
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How to make a woman happy!
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40.. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring beer |
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09-07-2006, 06:41 PM
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ROTFLMAO Hahahaha this is hillarious!
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09-07-2006, 06:44 PM
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So true!!!!!!!!!!! I use to be a nanny, I taught the young boys three things that would always keep me happy in a relationship. I told them that if they did this for their women when they got older, their women would be satisfied. The three things it takes to keep me happy are.......
1. Flowers. Not for special occasions, but just because. They can be picked or bought, it does not matter to me. 2. Foot rubs. Nothing feels better to me than having my feet rubbed after a long day. 3. Take care of my car. Whether you wash it, or get regular oil changes. I want a man that is concerned for my safety. I want him to be sure that my car is weel taken care of. I'm a pretty easy girl to please.  My Brian is pretty good at all three. |
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09-07-2006, 07:04 PM
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That was great! Thanks for the laugh Kimberly
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09-07-2006, 07:11 PM
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My hubby is to good to me (That's what everbody says) He is very good to me with my Illness he has to take a lot of B S off of me, he takes care of me when I can't take care of myself. He is a Jack of all trades. He works 40+ hours a week and take care of me his mom and are Daughter What more could you ask for!! And oh He keeps my camaro purring like a kitten.
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09-08-2006, 12:31 AM
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LOL that was great, and TRUE, thanks for the laugh!!
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 Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!
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09-08-2006, 06:55 AM
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Very true and very funny! I love it!
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09-08-2006, 07:14 AM
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very good and true
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