Maxine's Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

[DianaB]

Here is the solution:

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.

A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So, here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on.
And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

[paula1961]

Sad but so true!!!!

[Blueyes]

Love Maxine! She's always right

[Gina]

Originally Posted by Blueyes

Love Maxine! She's always right

me too!

[DianaB]

I've heard that you get good health care while you're in jail, even if it's only a few day!!

[Janet]

This is the absolute truth Diana....I've always loved Maxine!!!

[judy]

Jail in a warm climate. Sounds okay to me! Do I have to get a prison tattoo?

I think I'll plan it out now.

[DianaB]

Keep us posted on how it works, Judy!!! And I think that we should come up with a 4WT tatoo for prison!!! Of course, for me we'd have to make it one of the rub-on kind!!!!