|
|
 |
01-07-2007, 04:50 PM
|
#1 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 207
|
Should Children wittness child birth?
Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" 
__________________
Just remember...I can't spell!!! Brooke 
|
|
|
|
01-07-2007, 06:47 PM
|
#2 |
|
Moderator
Donating 4WT 13K Club Member 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Kansas
Posts: 16,069
|
That's really funny!!!!!
__________________
*´¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends.......
Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!! |
|
|
|
|
01-07-2007, 07:30 PM
|
#3 |
|
Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Texas
Posts: 4,907
|
Good one. I thought you were starting another controversial thread. We all needed a good laugh.
__________________
 Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32
|
|
|
|
|
01-08-2007, 06:08 AM
|
#4 |
|
Moderator
Donating 4WT 18K Club Member 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: INDIANA
Posts: 21,624
  |
That was a good one!!! It reminded me of a Mork and Mindy episode, remember that show?
Well this pregnant lady comes to the apartment and Mork is thinking she is fat until Mindy explains that she is pregnant and a baby is in there...Mork's reply was "kids get in the darnest places." LOLOL I'll never forget that...I loved that show for the first year or two.
__________________
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1 |
|
|
|
|
01-09-2007, 02:07 PM
|
#5 |
|
Donating 4WT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Tontitown, Arkansas
Posts: 2,475
|
How cute is that?? I've been putting off reading this thread thinking it was controversal...Wish I wouldn't have waited.
Thanks for the laugh! 
__________________
~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer! |
|
|
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
