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Old 09-11-2006, 05:44 AM   #1
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Bath Tub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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Old 09-11-2006, 06:30 AM   #2
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I guess I'll have to take the bed next to yours....LOL Ya got me on that one.

A long time ago I went to a pshycologist, just to get rid of some past feelings that were hurting me. I had talked with my hubby about some friends of ours who were seeking councelors and he made the comment that everyone was going crazy. Well, I hadn't told him yet that I was getting some help and I told my pshycologist what he had said and she told me to tell him, that it isn't the crazy ones who seek help.
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:13 AM   #3
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Since I've seen this before, I passed...but I flunked the first time I saw it!
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:21 AM   #4
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LOL - this was funny. I passed but I'm surprised. Normally most my brain cells are shut down.
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Old 09-11-2006, 09:11 AM   #5
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Well i want the corner room with the view please LOL i totally failed that one LOL
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:32 AM   #6
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Lock me up and put a straight jacket on me! I failed!
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