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Old 02-01-2007, 06:51 AM   #1
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Thought these were cute.....

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Old 02-01-2007, 10:29 AM   #2
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Too funny!!!! send them to Jay Leno ....
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:43 AM   #3
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Oh my gosh, these were all so funny and cute!!
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:28 PM   #4
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Those were good ones!! Thanks for sharing!!
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:11 PM   #5
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AND THE BEST ONE:


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
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No longer needed, got married last month.
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Gotta love them all but this one was the best!! lol Thanks for sharing Janet
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Old 02-02-2007, 09:27 AM   #6
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Wow, I wish I had that kind of wit!!!

Thanks for sharing!!!
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:25 AM   #7
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Really cool!!!! Thank you for sharing them!!!!!
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:30 PM   #8
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Too funny!

I once heard about one that read

"For sale: One used parachute. One small stain."
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