09-11-2006, 01:36 PM | #1 |
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A Child's Witness to Childbirth - A True Story
Should kids witness a birth? A true story:
> > It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting > her second child was home alone with her 3-year old > daughter Katelyn. When Heidi started going into > labor, she called "911." > > Due to a power outage at the time, only one > paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, > very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a > flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while > he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn > did as she was asked. > > Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while > Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his > little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor > began to cry. > > The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and > asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought > about what she had just witnessed. > > Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have > crawled in there in the first place. Smack him > again!"
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09-11-2006, 01:44 PM | #2 |
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LMAO!!!! That is so funny....
I remember when Mork and Mindy were on TV and a friend of Mindy's came over and she was really pregnant. Mindy tried to explain to Mork that she was having a baby....Mork said....kids get in the darnest places..LOL |
09-11-2006, 04:03 PM | #3 |
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Good grief! Sounds like something my daughter would've said!
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09-11-2006, 05:52 PM | #4 |
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Smack him again OMG i love kids they are so precious!!!
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09-12-2006, 12:08 AM | #5 |
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LMAO!!!!! Great story. Smack him again hahahaha
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