03-18-2007, 10:08 AM | #1 |
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Great joke I had to share
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR.
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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03-18-2007, 11:27 AM | #2 |
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That's cute and it reminds me of a friend's birthday when her family put her picture in the newspaper had this written with it:
NOT FOR SALE Classic 1954 Model, one of a kind, high mileage, some rust, original parts, one owner. Warranty has expired. Still reliable & in fair working condition. Headlights drooping, backfires occasionally, seat sagging some. No offer good enough. I thought that it was really cute and very original.
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Awwww, both of those are really cute...And True!!
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Very cute, and so true!
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03-18-2007, 01:02 PM | #5 |
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Both of those are really cute....it sure it home with me....LOL
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