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02-08-2008, 01:00 PM
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Too funny!
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard! The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
"Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue! Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now you know why they call that fancy mustard ... "Poupon."
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02-08-2008, 02:42 PM
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02-09-2008, 05:17 AM
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That's hilarious. I've been making ham sandwiches this past week. I'm sure I will burst out laughing while making my next one and pulling out the "fancy" mustard thinking of this story.
Thanks for the laugh Tink.
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02-09-2008, 07:28 AM
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Oh,my!!
 That's a really good one!!!!
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02-11-2008, 10:55 AM
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OMGosh!!!!! I bet that husband didn't spread that story around to his friends! How awful!!!
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02-19-2008, 10:31 AM
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that was a good one.
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Lol!!
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03-24-2008, 07:15 PM
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Tink, you should be on Comedy Central with all your stories. You're so funny.
LMAO
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03-25-2008, 05:02 AM
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That is too funny!!!!
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03-25-2008, 01:13 PM
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Peeing here!!!!!
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